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| We has got usen quite a few of them there old automobile things around here. Some of em ain't all thet purty like this here 37 Buick, but the frikin boss, he some dreamer. He always sayin crap like "I'm gonna fix it, just leave it alone!" Really spoils the fun me an Bubba have with Birtha... |  |
| Then thars this here 46 Chevy. Thets aren pick up the crap truck. We use thet fer everythin uner the sun from gittin them fancy cars from the city..them folks actuly thank we is a bringin em back..dumb cityslikers...ta goin down ta the Mobile Mart to pick up Genny. Bubba likes to ride with his head hangin out the frikin winder ever since he kiss thet bolt head...It smell a hole lot bettern with his head out there anyway. I make Dumbass..thats Earl...ride ona back ifs Ise even feels like takin the dumbass. |
| We gets ourselfs to town almost once every two weeks but the boss don't like fer any us go in the daylight. He likes fer that nakid guy thet hangs out unner the tree by the trucks to go in daylight jest because the boss is a real frikin twisted s.o.b...They say I can't say thins like Son of a Bitch in this here tour, so Ise wont do it no more.. |
| This heres my most favorite spot iner hole place. I call er Maryjane. I spend most my time iner ponderin. If Ise gits me on of them ideas, Ise usualy gits it iner Maryjane. We keep a bunch of thim nudie books in there. Wes gotta keeps em unner the frikin seat now because the bosses woman found out. | 
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| Ya know how she find out? Her frikin brotheruncle Dumbass.! |
| Thets right, you remember him....Dumbass...I git ya nother picture jest incase ya fergit what Dumbass look like. He run up ta the bosses woman an say "Del gotta buncha books inner backhouse!" Dumbass...remember THWAP! right inner eye ya Dumbass? Wish ah could git me the othern... |
| Oh, sometime I git off... We is suppose ta be ona tour, I jest hate thet Dumbass. |
| We gots aren selfs a few of em old yard trucks hear too. This un isa nakid guys favorite. Sometime he jump inner and go blastin round the frikin yard screamin somethin about Bubbas lips. It really make that frikin Bubba nervous kinda and the boss, hes frikin twisted, he jest goes right and encourages the whole thin. | 
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| See? Thars that nakid freak overn thar by the old 54 Brockway. Usely hes upin under the trees but sometime he gets out ta the front an who knows what hes a gonna be up ta. The boss say thet Brockways gonna be a tow truck one a these days. Ya know we isa bettin on that one...2 sixpack ofen Genny says it jest ain't a gonna happin.... |
| We gots alot ofen them kinda trucks here, but first, ya gotta see us party...Given us...xeptin Dumbass..a bunch a Gennys and we jest a go at it. |
| We sure throwed us a goodun when we caught thet possum..... betcha cain't pick Bubba outa this picture. |
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It were before his runnin with the bolt head! Ifen you think ya might be a wantin to go further on this here tour, well, ya jest go head on to the next stuff.
Ifen they ain't nothin there when ya gits there, thet jest means Ise in Maryjane. you is jest gonna haffa wait. |
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