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| The boss, will hes frickin twisted. Sometime whin me aner Bubba is out iner yard he comes flyin right at us with ina one a thim jeep things. They allthetime full a dirt an makin a lotta rackit. pore ole Bubba, he jest scared ta death ofen thim thins. I seen the boss chasin him round an round the yard. Ise a little scared too. I don't tell Bubba thet, he look up at me. |  |
| I thinks thet un is one a thim '53 Willies things. I jest know it makes a lotta rackit. |
| Sometime when he git real crazy he come flyin outer cross the yard with this un. It makes thit othern look like a VW...I cain't spell thet un out so Ise abrivate... Bubba see it un a comin an he crawl unner the nearts reck. |
| Bubba look purty funny wit his feet hangin out unner some ole truck shakin like a howndog ridin the leg a one a thim Mormin women thet come ta the door... |
| We git owrself a garden a sorts. Kinna grow here an there. My favorite spot isn up nex ta Maryjane. I grow me them Good kinna stuff there. Wanna see my tater plants? They is a good un. Really git up ar. | 
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| We gots us a bunch more stuff ta look et ifen you want ta see it. Ise tryin nota mention thet Dumbass. Sometime I wish the boss...he frikin twisted...would take him one a thim jeep thins a run that Dumbass Earl down. He won't, ah no, not his womans unclebrother. Yeh, you heard me right... |
| Sometimes we git ourselfs some good ole time cars, sometime we jes git crap like whats oner old pick up the crap truck. I'd a try en thrown Dumbass unner it ifin I could. I still get 5 dollar outa him...Dumbass |
| Oh, sometime I git off... We is suppose ta be ona tour, I jest hate thet Dumbass. |
| The boss's brothern got him a few thins here too. He ain't frikin twisted like the boss but he jist odd. He like some stuff thets jest odd. He got himself these things thet come from were thet weird beer you git in town come from. They is one a thim thins here thet we fool width when aint nobody lookin. |
| I think its called a landover. Ain't much lef of it. Me an Bubba chase the nakid freak aroun on it up by the trees. A few pieces fell off. Ta bosses brother "away" someair, so we ain't to worry about it none. | 
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| The boss's brothern also got himself one a thim VW's..I abrivate it again...It sit upin the back a the yard. I don't think he gonna need it much since he's "away" so I got me an idea. Ise gonna raffle it. You cityslikers cin send me 5 dollar...thets Genny price... and I put ya up inna raffle. |
| Put yorun name onna piece a paper an sen it straight ta me ..DEL.. don't senit ta any un else. I be sure sit yer name inna hat an ifin I git to it, Ise draw maybe yourun name. Maybe you might evin git lucky and the nakid freak ul be livin iner. |
| See? I throwed up an nother picture of one a thim filthy jeeps. The boss got a few of em... |
| Hey! Ise startin ta feel like I know you cityslikers. Ise startin ta feel right comforbal showin ya aroun. Maybe I give you a picur of my ma. Thet way you gita see where i git my good looks. Aint she a purty un? She say nothin felt bettern spit me outa between her thighs. Ain't she jist great. She like ole cars too. That were I gits it from. She alwas say she hadn her the best times inner backseats. Thets my ma.... | 
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Ifen you think ya might be a wantin to go further on this here tour, well, ya jest go head on to the next stuff.
Ifen they ain't nothin there when ya gits there, thet jest means Ise overn at Maryjane, Ise gotta tend my taters. you is jest gonna haffa wait. |
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