FIRST..Don't try this, think about it or mention this to any of your buddies if your name is "Bubba", if you failed any of the first three grades (no matter how many times you tried), if your girlfreind is your mother, or if you couldn't understand any of the words here that had more then three letters.
Well, If you got this far, you want to know how its done right? Well I ain't gonna tell you, but there are some secrets that really aren't all that secret. What I will give you is common knowledge, stuff you can figure out with a few pointers. Before you go foolin around with a flamethrower first you have got to be willing to alter your car or truck or motorcycle. This means there goes your warranty if its a newer vehicle. If you want flames coming out of your tailpipe you don't care much about your car anyway so I suppose that doesn't even matter. Also you have got to possess some form of common sence. You can't buy this at Wal Mart, you have to either be born with it or have it beat into you, either way don't go any farther with any thoughts about a flamethrower with out it.
Don't know if you have common sence? Take this test:
- Would you put your foot in front of your buddies spinning tire while he doing a burnout to keep him from rolling foward?
- Would you look up a tailpipe of a flamethrower car just as it ignites to see the pretty colored flames as they come out?
- Would you take your brand new VW bettle and go the wrong way on the freeway and play chicken with tractor-trailer that already has a wiped out front bumper?
- If you saw two pretty girls on the side of the road hitchhiking, would you pull over and do a burnout in front of them till you couldn't even see your hood to try to impress them?
If you answered yes to any of the above, you have no common sence. YOU DON'T WANT A FLAMETHROWER! If you answered yes to the last one then your just an idiot.